if i wanted to eat pine needles i would go into the forest and stick my face in the ground! he shouts

right now//

buttery buttery everything bagel
this is all i need.

got a nice little buzz on
rum and gingy ale

still could use that everything bagel.

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Élysée

walk down a road with your eyes closed behind sunglasses and your face splashed with rain

peaceful at 5:20 in the morny

a geriatric mutt woke me up 3 times to go outside
and come inside again
love her
the 3rd time i decided to eat some soup
pulled it out of the fridge
i made it. it was delicious if i may say. and vegan
and when i opened the lid it fell on the floor
half asleep stupid
mildly disappointed but i cleaned it up in a numb and efficient way
took off my soup-splattered pants
and ate the small amount that was left in the bowl when it landed almost right side up
enjoyed it
had a bit of a toasted everything bagel. a bit means half here
dropped a bit of that too. a bit means a bit here
let her in and drank some water
crawled into my bed, covered in dirty dog paws
i hear more buzzing lights now
i can feel the air all around me trying to rip itself apart

there is a buzzcocks song for every occasion

so are we all talking at different frequencies

to me, your voice is exciting

and your voice is soothing

and when you talk, I just wish you would stop

sodium laureth sulphate

let's play a game

it won't be fun, but it'll pass the time

valentine

this will be our year

and we will play like captive lions

I BLOGGED MYSELF

just when it became clear that there were too many places on the internet for me to make an ass of myself..

I CREATED ANOTHER

AND IT IS allllllll MINE